I just got this in an e-mail. Since I don't text I thought it was cute.
English Grammar: Capitalization
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, texting, and tweeting I've noticed that more and more people who send messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."