TBD2024-03-29T11:21:47ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStricklandhttps://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2190180119?profile=RESIZE_48X48&width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1https://teebeedee.ning.com/group/qa/forum/topic/listForContributor?user=32518cupdktog&feed=yes&xn_auth=noWhy Iron-man and not Fe-Male?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2022-11-15:1991841:Topic:20066572022-11-15T17:26:26.756ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p>Why Iron-man and not Fe-Male?</p>
<p>Why Iron-man and not Fe-Male?</p> Why?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2022-04-14:1991841:Topic:20022382022-04-14T17:21:39.415ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?<br></br> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?<br></br> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?<br></br> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?<br></br> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<br></br> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?<br></br> What is the speed of…</p>
<p>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?<br/> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?<br/> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?<br/> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?<br/> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<br/> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?<br/> What is the speed of darkness?<br/> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?<br/> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?<br/> Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?<br/> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?<br/> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?<br/> Did you ever stop and wonder.......<br/> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze<br/> these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'<br/> Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'<br/> Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?<br/> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?<br/> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?<br/> Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?<br/> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !<br/> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?<br/> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?<br/> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br/> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?<br/> Stop singing and read on......<br/> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?<br/> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?<br/> Do you ever wonder why you added me on TBD?</p>
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<p>Are members allowed to start their own groups? And, if so, how do I go about starting a new group?</p>
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<p>Thank you so much, </p>
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<p>Wanda</p>
<p>Are members allowed to start their own groups? And, if so, how do I go about starting a new group?</p>
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<p>Thank you so much, </p>
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<p>Wanda</p> Internet Church Service – December 27, 2020tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-12-27:1991841:Topic:19396732020-12-27T08:48:44.537ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">Today’s Sermon Message:</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">The devil’s Ace Trump is religion; tradition; works; guilt; condemnation; self-righteousness; fear; worry; doubt; legalism, etc.…</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">Today’s Sermon Message:</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">The devil’s Ace Trump is religion; tradition; works; guilt; condemnation; self-righteousness; fear; worry; doubt; legalism, etc.</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">Please join us as we fellowship in the Word of God, listen to Christian Music, Pray in Christ’s Name and Praise the Lord
in our Hearts and Minds.</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">ALL ARE WELCOME!!</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><big><a href="https://ticket2heaven2009.blogspot.com/2020/12/internet-church-service-december-27.html"><font color="blue"><big><big><b>Internet Church Service – December 27, 2020</b></big></big></font></a></big></div>
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<div align="justify">To view previous church services, when the church service pages opens, scroll down just past the bottom of this church service.</div>
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<div align="center"><font size="4" face="times new roman"><span style="color: #115588;">The following link is to a good news message describing how one can receive eternal life: <a href="http://ticket2heaven2009.blogspot.com/2012/06/ticket-to-heaven.html#.UmoEuBD3Cvk"><b>Ticket to Heaven</b></a>, it was written for anyone not absolutely certain about their eternal future.</span></font></div> Internet Church Service – December 27, 2020tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-12-27:1991841:Topic:19394262020-12-27T08:47:27.103ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<div align="center"><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/161804257@N06/25586807128/in/dateposted-public/" title="35161118493_8e27c90df0_o"><img alt="35161118493_8e27c90df0_o" height="396" src="https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4725/25586807128_aca627c96b_z.jpg" width="525"></img></a></div>
<br />
<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">Today’s Sermon Message:</span></big></b></div>
<br />
<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">The devil’s Ace Trump is religion; tradition; works; guilt; condemnation; self-righteousness; fear; worry; doubt; legalism, etc.…</span></big></b></div>
<div align="center"><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/161804257@N06/25586807128/in/dateposted-public/" title="35161118493_8e27c90df0_o"><img src="https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4725/25586807128_aca627c96b_z.jpg" width="525" height="396" alt="35161118493_8e27c90df0_o"/></a></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">Today’s Sermon Message:</span></big></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">The devil’s Ace Trump is religion; tradition; works; guilt; condemnation; self-righteousness; fear; worry; doubt; legalism, etc.</span></big></b></div>
<br />
<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">HD Video & Audio</span></big></b></div>
<br />
<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">Please join us as we fellowship in the Word of God, listen to Christian Music, Pray in Christ’s Name and Praise the Lord
in our Hearts and Minds.</span></big></b></div>
<br />
<div align="center"><b><big><span style="color: #115588;">ALL ARE WELCOME!!</span></big></b></div>
<br />
<div align="justify"><big>I have not yet been able to code the Church Service properly to look good enough to post here on this blog. Until I’m able to figure out the proper HTML code used here, click the following link to go to the Church Service:</big></div>
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<div align="center"><big><a href="https://ticket2heaven2009.blogspot.com/2020/12/internet-church-service-december-27.html"><font color="blue"><big><big><b>Internet Church Service – December 27, 2020</b></big></big></font></a></big></div>
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<div align="justify">To view previous church services, when the church service pages opens, scroll down just past the bottom of this church service.</div>
<br />
<div align="center"><font size="4" face="times new roman"><span style="color: #115588;">The following link is to a good news message describing how one can receive eternal life: <a href="http://ticket2heaven2009.blogspot.com/2012/06/ticket-to-heaven.html#.UmoEuBD3Cvk"><b>Ticket to Heaven</b></a>, it was written for anyone not absolutely certain about their eternal future.</span></font></div> Bucket list...tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-10-19:1991841:Topic:18944372020-10-19T17:14:41.382ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p>Is there anything on your bucket list or have you accomplished all you wanted to do?</p>
<p>Is there anything on your bucket list or have you accomplished all you wanted to do?</p> Memories....tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-10-18:1991841:Topic:18935382020-10-18T14:56:32.481ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p>What is your favorite memory?</p>
<p>What is your favorite memory?</p> Silliest thing...tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-10-15:1991841:Topic:18916822020-10-15T11:01:06.358ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p><span>What’s the silliest thing you’ve seen someone get upset about?</span></p>
<p><span>What’s the silliest thing you’ve seen someone get upset about?</span></p> Did anyone else stop getting e-mails from TBD?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-10-14:1991841:Topic:18909312020-10-14T12:34:11.126ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p>As of late yesterday 10-13 I stop getting them</p>
<p>As of late yesterday 10-13 I stop getting them</p> I did that...tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2020-10-12:1991841:Topic:18896092020-10-12T10:30:58.979ZJ Lee Shttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/JackLStrickland
<p><span>What's the most daring thing you've ever done?</span></p>
<p><span>What's the most daring thing you've ever done?</span></p>