My wife Debbie.
Easily my wife Josi. Additionally, I will go to great lengths to stay out of her way.
My husband and it is through no fault of his own. He can't eat gluten so all the meals I prepare have to be GF. Peppers and mushroom bother him too so I can't use them. Makes for a very limited diet as we don't eat beef or pork. No eating out either so I make every meal 365 days a year.