This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl:
"Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks,
"Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question:
"If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
Yah, dey call dat a YouPee Coleman Cooler up dere nort' a' da Mackinaw Bridge.
You do learn something new everyday? :))
Well, yah, I ain' exactly embracing new knowledge dese days....ever' time I learn sum'tin' new, I forget sum'tin' old, dat I really did need ta know....like where da frick did I leave my car keys?
I always find something I'm not looking for....sucha blonde :-)