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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
 
 
 
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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
 
 
 
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
 
 
 
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4. A dog's parents never visit.
 
 
 
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
 
 
 
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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
 
 
 
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7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
 
 
 
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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
 
 
 
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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
 
 
 
 
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
 
 
 
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
 
 
 
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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
 
 
 
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13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
 
 
 
And last, but certainly not least:
 
 
 
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.
 
 

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Cats rule dogs drool
BethD, get me a beer....now or get back in the trunk.
the cat is getting the beer, I got her trained.
A dog will sit down and shut up for a very small treat.

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