"I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."
How about " I like you and want to get to know more about you before I take the plunge, get divorced, pay alimony, child support and go through hell for the rest of my life, wondering what I may have done wrong or what I could have done to make it better." Love hurts, sometimes..
Would you be my virtual Valentine?
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. ~Lewis Black
David Letterman’s Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! ~Jay Leno
I WILL have the last laugh!
Half of all couples will die alone, anyway.
I saw one that said "You'll do for now"
I got the best Valentine's Day present ever, homemade kolaches!
I'm really too shy to divulge what I received on my door-step
one Valentine's Day back in the late 80's.......but,
I found these two cartoons while I was looking to see
if I could find something similar on the Internet -
Hope no one is offended, I thought they were sarcastically funny, lol!