When bad things happen to good people - TBD2024-03-28T09:14:08Zhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topics/when-bad-things-happen-to-good-people?groupUrl=dramady&commentId=1991841%3AComment%3A1590353&x=1&feed=yes&xn_auth=noSome things you just have to…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-15:1991841:Comment:15903532013-08-15T02:05:34.710Zcrestofwaveshttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/crestofwaves
<p>Some things you just have to " get through." Best of luck with all of it.</p>
<p>Some things you just have to " get through." Best of luck with all of it.</p> I will be keeping easy peasy…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-15:1991841:Comment:15905032013-08-15T00:53:06.731ZT2Friendshttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/T2Friends
<p>I will be keeping easy peasy done and over in my thoughts too. Love you kiddo and we want you back here lickety split. Keep us posted through Doug and if you need anything let us know. I will try to gather some yucks for the recovery period too. </p>
<p>I will be keeping easy peasy done and over in my thoughts too. Love you kiddo and we want you back here lickety split. Keep us posted through Doug and if you need anything let us know. I will try to gather some yucks for the recovery period too. </p> That sounds great Vicki, easy…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-14:1991841:Comment:15901372013-08-14T16:52:35.142ZLifesighshttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Lifesighs
<p>That sounds great Vicki, easy peasy done and over. I'll be holding that in my thoughts for you and trying to remember a good joke punchline for your recovery days. </p>
<p>My failing is loving good jokes but forgetting the punchlines.</p>
<p>That sounds great Vicki, easy peasy done and over. I'll be holding that in my thoughts for you and trying to remember a good joke punchline for your recovery days. </p>
<p>My failing is loving good jokes but forgetting the punchlines.</p> Patricia you got full marks,,…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-14:1991841:Comment:15901342013-08-14T16:33:14.581ZDoga Seven48https://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/MuzafferEsin
<p>Patricia you got full marks,,, I love thi</p>
<p>Patricia you got full marks,,, I love thi</p> Thanks for the yuck yucks ya'…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-14:1991841:Comment:15902022013-08-14T16:06:50.150Zblithe spirithttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/blithespirit
<p>Thanks for the yuck yucks ya'll. Laughing is a good thing..beats moaning and groaning and whining, for sure.</p>
<p>Hopefully this will be easy peasy done and over.... just a little blip and get back to life.</p>
<p>Thanks for the yuck yucks ya'll. Laughing is a good thing..beats moaning and groaning and whining, for sure.</p>
<p>Hopefully this will be easy peasy done and over.... just a little blip and get back to life.</p> this reminds me of someone...…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-13:1991841:Comment:15893892013-08-13T03:36:27.071ZProblemAgainhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/ProblemAgain
<p>this reminds me of someone....</p>
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<p>A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. <br/><br/>He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' <br/><br/>'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' <br/><br/>The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, <br/><br/>'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.' <br/><br/>Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?</p>
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<p>A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. <br/><br/>He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' <br/><br/>'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' <br/><br/>The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, <br/><br/>'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.' <br/><br/>Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?</p> An Irishman goes to confess…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-13:1991841:Comment:15893122013-08-13T03:32:49.254ZProblemAgainhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/ProblemAgain
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<p>An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had relations with Nookie Green. The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." <br></br><br></br> Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is…</p>
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<p>An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had relations with Nookie Green. The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." <br/><br/> Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's." <br/><br/> At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous, red-haired woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart<br/> <br/> The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, Fadder, I tink it's just da reflection off her shoes................"</p> An 86-year-old man went to…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-13:1991841:Comment:15893112013-08-13T03:31:13.512ZProblemAgainhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/ProblemAgain
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<p>An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his yearly check-up...<br></br>The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'<br></br><br></br>I now have a 30 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.<br></br><br></br>"So what do you think about that Doc ?"<br></br><br></br>The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.<br></br><br></br>"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses…</p>
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<p>An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his yearly check-up...<br/>The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'<br/><br/>I now have a 30 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.<br/><br/>"So what do you think about that Doc ?"<br/><br/>The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.<br/><br/>"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."<br/><br/>One day he was setting off to go hunting.<br/><br/>In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."<br/><br/>"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.<br/><br/>He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.<br/><br/>Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."<br/><br/>"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.<br/><br/>Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.<br/><br/>The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."<br/><br/>The doctor replied, "My point exactly."</p> Little Zachary was doingver…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-13:1991841:Comment:15892402013-08-13T03:29:30.921ZProblemAgainhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/ProblemAgain
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<p><br></br>Little Zachary was doing<br></br>very badly in math.<br></br>His parents had tried everything... Tutors,<br></br>Mentors,<br></br>flash cards,<br></br>Special learning centers. In short, everything<br></br>They could<br></br>think of to help his math.<br></br><br></br>Finally, in a last ditch effort, they<br></br>took<br></br>Zachary down and enrolled him<br></br>in the local Catholic school. After<br></br>the first<br></br>day, little Zachary came home with a very<br></br>serious look on his<br></br>face. He didn't even kiss his…</p>
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<p><br/>Little Zachary was doing<br/>very badly in math.<br/>His parents had tried everything... Tutors,<br/>Mentors,<br/>flash cards,<br/>Special learning centers. In short, everything<br/>They could<br/>think of to help his math.<br/><br/>Finally, in a last ditch effort, they<br/>took<br/>Zachary down and enrolled him<br/>in the local Catholic school. After<br/>the first<br/>day, little Zachary came home with a very<br/>serious look on his<br/>face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello.<br/>Instead, he went straight to<br/>his room and<br/>started studying. Books and papers were spread<br/>out all over<br/>the room and little Zachary was hard at work.<br/>His mother was amazed. She<br/>called him down to dinner.<br/><br/>To her shock, the minute he was done, he<br/>marched back<br/>to his room without a word, and in no time, he was<br/>back<br/>hitting the books as hard as before. This went on<br/>for some t ime ,<br/>day after day, while the mother<br/>tried to understand what made all the<br/>difference.<br/>Finally, little e Zachary brought home his report<br/>card. He<br/>quietly laid it on the table, went up to his<br/>room and hit the books. With<br/>great trepidation,<br/>his Mom looked at it and to her great<br/>surprise,<br/>little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no<br/>longer hold<br/>her curiosity.<br/>She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?<br/>Was it<br/>the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and<br/>shook his head, no. "Well,<br/>then," she replied,<br/>Was it the books, the discipline, the structure,<br/>the<br/>uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"<br/><br/>Little Zachary looked at her<br/>and said, "Well, on<br/>the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed<br/>to<br/>the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."</p> A 3-year-old boy examined…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-08-13:1991841:Comment:15893102013-08-13T03:28:31.158ZProblemAgainhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/ProblemAgain
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<p>A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath —<br/><br/>“Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?”<br/><br/>“Not yet,” she replied.</p>
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<p>A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath —<br/><br/>“Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?”<br/><br/>“Not yet,” she replied.</p>