False. First time in 34 years I didn't carve one, let alone even buy one. Years ago I passed a farm on the way to work. The guy sold pumpkins CHEAP. Again this was years ago, but I was paying 25 to 50 cents. The 50 center's were pretty big. Anyway, we had 4 steps going up to the front door. I would buy 8 pumpkins and have one on both sides of each step. I got up one morning a little over a week before Thanksgiving, and all the pumpkins were smashed in the street in front of our house. I had a pretty good idea who it was, but didn't really care. I just bought 8 more pumpkins, and in the morning, guess what? More smashed pumpkins in the road. I bought 8 more every day until Halloween. By that time we had a pretty good sized speed bump in front of the house.
You make pumpkin pie from scratch.
True until this year. Crowd isn't big enough for all out.
You've got a classic movie going on in the other room while everyone else is watching football.
More like It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (I only watch football when Denver is playing)
You have started decorating for Christmas.
True,if you call putting the fake tree on the plant table decorating.
You physically shop in actual stores rather than online or from catalogues.
Mostly true, although I occasionally buy from Amazon, I usually prefer to hold an item in my hands before buying.
(Denver won today, Woo Hoo!)
You need to clean your glasses. (eye)
Always! Eye, drinking or whatever. Smudged always.
Your drinking water has been tasting slightly mettalic of late. Alien interfering, perhaps?
In Fl., it's tastes a little more like sea weed.
You don't want anybody to help you load the dishwasher because you have a "method".
I am the dishwasher
you love the beach?
True, love everything about it.
You enjoy a snack of seaweed now and then.
False, I live in Fl. but am not a really beachy dude.
(Seaweed belongs in the ocean, not in my mouth.)
You would rather sit in a local bar and get cooked, than sit on the beach and get cooked.
Rather sit on the beach in the shade, and a cooler of cold ones by my side.So, a little false.
You prefer bottles to cans.
True, but I usually drink cans cause they are cheaper. :-(
Back in the day, you may have inhaled. (only once I'm sure)