So, what do you do when no one is looking?
The real person you are is revealed in the moments when you're certain no other person is watching. When no one is watching, you are driven by what you expect of yourself. You're not attempting to impress anyone. You're not putting on a show. You're expressing your true nature. -- Ralph Marston
Well, I'm always busting moves, spontaneously. I'm looking really cool, unless I'm busting the moves in front of the mirror. Then I'm looking like Ben Franklin having a fit.
I'm talking to cats quite often.
I'm dropping "f-bombs" at the drop of a hat.
I'm singing just like Mick Jagger when listening to The Stones while driving. I'm toning it down when I meet a car, though.
What I do when no one is watching?
I'm doing it now.
I pick at my wedgie
and roll up my booger into a ball. lol
Sometimes when I'm alone...
I google myself.