ONLY IN TEXAS???? - TBD2024-03-28T21:07:03Zhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topics/only-in-texas?groupUrl=aggielonghornsandeverythingtexas&commentId=1991841%3AComment%3A1064885&groupId=1991841%3AGroup%3A97469&feed=yes&xn_auth=no:-)tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-11-20:1991841:Comment:10794362010-11-20T20:56:33.810ZGoldilocks46https://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Goldilocks46
:-)
:-) .........and on the eighth da…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-11-20:1991841:Comment:10793862010-11-20T14:43:03.586ZBob Stepphttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/BobStepp
.........and on the eighth day, God created Texas....
.........and on the eighth day, God created Texas.... :-)tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-10-20:1991841:Comment:10652932010-10-20T03:48:17.297ZGoldilocks46https://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Goldilocks46
:-)
:-) tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-10-18:1991841:Comment:10649672010-10-18T23:50:45.912ZAggiehttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Aggie
<a href="http://www.cdsears.com/xtra/chuck/special/tbd01.html" target="_blank"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="Smile" src="http://www.cdsears.com/xtra/images/tbd/tbd_smileag.png" border="0"/></a>
<a href="http://www.cdsears.com/xtra/chuck/special/tbd01.html" target="_blank"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="Smile" src="http://www.cdsears.com/xtra/images/tbd/tbd_smileag.png" border="0"/></a> A writer came up with the ide…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-10-18:1991841:Comment:10648852010-10-18T16:17:41.015ZBob Stepphttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/BobStepp
A writer came up with the idea one day to write a book complete with pictures of some of the largest, grandest churches in America. He began his search in New York city where in a large Baptist church there he noticed a golden phone hanging on the wall with sign that read, "Direct line to Heaven,$10,000 per minute."<br />
His next stop was an ornate Methodist church in Chicago with the same golden phone on the back wall with a sign reading. "Direct line to Heaven, $10,000 Per MInute."<br />
Same thing in…
A writer came up with the idea one day to write a book complete with pictures of some of the largest, grandest churches in America. He began his search in New York city where in a large Baptist church there he noticed a golden phone hanging on the wall with sign that read, "Direct line to Heaven,$10,000 per minute."<br />
His next stop was an ornate Methodist church in Chicago with the same golden phone on the back wall with a sign reading. "Direct line to Heaven, $10,000 Per MInute."<br />
Same thing in Phoenix, then Los Angeles, all over the country in these upscale churches, same phone, same $10,000 fee.<br />
He stopped in Ft.worth at a very beautiful, well appointed church there and again the same golden phone hung on the back wall, but the sign read "Direct line to Heaven, 25 cents per minute.<br />
Perplexed at the price, he sought out the minister and asked about the vast difference in price. The minister said quietly, "Son, you don't understand.....from here it's a LOCAL call." You are so right, my friend!!…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-10-18:1991841:Comment:10648482010-10-18T12:48:28.529ZBob Stepphttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/BobStepp
You are so right, my friend!!! Good one!!!
You are so right, my friend!!! Good one!!! Sure enough, the next day, Ar…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2010-10-18:1991841:Comment:10647312010-10-18T05:53:45.376ZAggiehttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Aggie
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still<br />
on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"<br />
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.<br />
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."<br />
President Obama sighed.<br />
"I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.<br />
Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."<br />
"Lord above", said Archie,<br />
"I'll be getting…
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still<br />
on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"<br />
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.<br />
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."<br />
President Obama sighed.<br />
"I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.<br />
Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."<br />
"Lord above", said Archie,<br />
"I'll be getting back to ya."<br />
Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is<br />
still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harolds's<br />
ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four<br />
boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"<br />
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie<br />
that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex<br />
is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And<br />
since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"<br />
"Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have to call you back."<br />
Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am<br />
sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."<br />
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"<br />
<br />
Well, sir," said Archie,<br />
"we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to<br />
realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners.."<br />
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TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN