Motels - TBD2024-03-28T23:42:01Zhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/forum/topics/motels?groupUrl=meetup-february-in-florida-s-teebubbadee-s-birthda&commentId=1991841%3AComment%3A1287765&groupId=1991841%3AGroup%3A1283310&feed=yes&xn_auth=noJust doin my job still.tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-18:1991841:Comment:12969892011-09-18T00:52:06.331ZTeeBubbaDeehttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/TeeBubbaDee
Just doin my job still.
Just doin my job still. You guys are too funny.
tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-17:1991841:Comment:12975562011-09-17T23:00:55.614Zstillgoinghttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/stillgoing
<p>You guys are too funny.</p>
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<p>You guys are too funny.</p>
<p> </p> That tent is too cute!
I have…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-16:1991841:Comment:12961732011-09-16T14:05:04.393ZQuinnhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Quinn
<p>That tent is too cute!</p>
<p>I have to get one for my pup. Just so I can be happy, she'll have no idea what the hell it's for and will probably never go near the damn thing :-))</p>
<p>That tent is too cute!</p>
<p>I have to get one for my pup. Just so I can be happy, she'll have no idea what the hell it's for and will probably never go near the damn thing :-))</p> awwwwwwwwwww!tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-12:1991841:Comment:12910552011-09-12T14:37:36.644Zd's girlhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Taylor565
awwwwwwwwwww!
awwwwwwwwwww! Well, it's just that they don…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-12:1991841:Comment:12908672011-09-12T14:30:07.763ZTeeBubbaDeehttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/TeeBubbaDee
<p>Well, it's just that they don't come in standard pup tents. You have to upgrade top the deluxe model for that.</p>
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<p>Well, it's just that they don't come in standard pup tents. You have to upgrade top the deluxe model for that.</p>
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Newspaper? Reconstituting?…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-12:1991841:Comment:12908022011-09-12T13:31:50.048Zd's girlhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Taylor565
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<p>Newspaper? Reconstituting? Freeze-dried? In the words of that sage Stir Young, "wh-aaat?"</p>
<p>...and whaddaya mean I don't get Two Men & a Pup w/my Two Man-Pup Tent?!? </p>
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<p>Newspaper? Reconstituting? Freeze-dried? In the words of that sage Stir Young, "wh-aaat?"</p>
<p>...and whaddaya mean I don't get Two Men & a Pup w/my Two Man-Pup Tent?!? </p> Deez, just a few camping tips…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-11:1991841:Comment:12907662011-09-11T20:12:45.959ZTeeBubbaDeehttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/TeeBubbaDee
<p>Deez, just a few camping tips or ya.</p>
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<li>Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.</li>
<li>You’ll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north side of your compass.</li>
<li>You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.</li>
<li>When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose…</li>
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<p>Deez, just a few camping tips or ya.</p>
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<ul>
<li>Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.</li>
<li>You’ll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north side of your compass.</li>
<li>You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.</li>
<li>When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.</li>
<li>You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.</li>
<li>Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone.</li>
<li>A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup.</li>
<li>You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.</li>
<li>In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.</li>
<li>The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.</li>
<li>Check the washing instructions before purchasing any apparel to be worn camping. Buy only those that read “Beat on a rock in stream.”</li>
<li>The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.</li>
<li>Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.</li>
<li>A great deal of hostility can be released by using newspaper photos of politicians for toilet paper.</li>
</ul>
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<li>Any stone in a hiking boot migrates to the point of maximum pressure.</li>
<li>The distance to a given camp site remains constant as twilight approaches.</li>
<li>The number of mosquitoes at any given location is inversely proportional to the amount of repellent that remains.</li>
<li>The probability of diarrhea increases with the square of the thistle content of the local vegetation.</li>
<li>In a sleeping bag the urgency of ones need to urinate is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing worn. </li>
<li>Waterproof clothing isn’t. (However, it is 100% effective at containing sweat).</li>
<li>The width of backpack straps decreases with the distance hiked. To compensate, the weight of the backpack increases.</li>
<li>Given a chance, matches will find a way to get wet.</li>
<li>Your side of the tent is the side that leaks.</li>
<li>All foods assume a uniform taste, texture, and color when freeze-dried.</li>
<li>Divide the number of servings by two when reading the directions for reconstituting anything freeze-dried.</li>
<li>All tree branches in a forest grow outward from their respective trunks at exactly the height of your nose. If you are male, tree branches will also grow at groin height.</li>
<li>You will lose the little toothpick in your Swiss Army knife as soon as you open the box.</li>
<li>The sun sets three-and-a-half times faster than normal when you’re trying to set up camp.</li>
<li>When planning to take time off of work/school for your camping trip, always add an extra week, because when you get home from your “vacation” you’ll be too tired to go back for a week after.</li>
</ul> I know. You're so generous, T…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-11:1991841:Comment:12900642011-09-11T03:18:49.040Zd's girlhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Taylor565
I know. You're so generous, Teebs. Thank you.
I know. You're so generous, Teebs. Thank you. what happened to your backyar…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-11:1991841:Comment:12900632011-09-11T03:18:19.848Zd's girlhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Taylor565
what happened to your backyard?
what happened to your backyard? I'm making my first camping t…tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2011-09-11:1991841:Comment:12897212011-09-11T03:18:02.099Zd's girlhttps://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Taylor565
I'm making my first camping trip next month, B A F! Maybe you'll be in the area & can join us!!! We're going to The Festy - a 3 day Music Festival in VA. Mostly bluegrass (neither of us are bluegrass fans, but it looks like fun!) There's also a Trail Run & a Mountain Bike Race, both of which Ducatiman plans to participate. My only prior experience w/camping was a 'drive-by' afternoon visit to some family friends in an RV when I was a teenager. I've often joked that my idea of roughing…
I'm making my first camping trip next month, B A F! Maybe you'll be in the area & can join us!!! We're going to The Festy - a 3 day Music Festival in VA. Mostly bluegrass (neither of us are bluegrass fans, but it looks like fun!) There's also a Trail Run & a Mountain Bike Race, both of which Ducatiman plans to participate. My only prior experience w/camping was a 'drive-by' afternoon visit to some family friends in an RV when I was a teenager. I've often joked that my idea of roughing it was staying in a hotel w/out in-room WiFi. '-) I'm really looking forward to this adventure. Heck, after this I'll be a camping veteran, and all ready to camp in Teebs' backyard!