Well, this morning I worked as a holiday temp at one of our local restaurants. It was the deli/pizza joint. I've mentioned it before here on the Teeb.
I was washing dishes (manually, no dish washing machine there), when one of the young girls who works there said to me (in a very complimentary fashion and tone)......
"Gary, you say that you're old, but you don't really seem all that old."
To which I replied......
"I'll be sixty-three next week."
She pondered that a second, and said....
"Well, you sure don't seem that old, I figured you were only in your late fifties."