As in, Valentine's Day is only a month away.
For those of you with romance still writing in yer hearts, PM me a song and a dedication to yer sweetiekins within the next couple of weeks, which will give me a head start on scrounging up some of the undoubtably eclectic choices which I expect to receive.
Git crackin', Romeos and Juliets. Time's a-wastin'.
I would offer some suggestions, but fear a repeat of two years ago.
I'm still living that one down.
Was that two years ago?
My, my...The good jokes ARE eternal, you know.
Yeah, because "Goodbye Earl" is one romantic song....
Hey, remember - These things're supposed to be surprises.
Unless, of course, you WANT yer love slaves to know about 'em.
Wait, I get it - This way, they won't have to hear the rest of my admittedly eccentric show. Geez, I feel so used.