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I mean it...... :-)
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Job Title: Lactation Technician
Closing Date/Time: Fri. 12/21/12 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Salary: $32,225.00 - $36,934.00 Annually
Job Type: Full-Time
A Lactation Technician provides breastfeeding support and counseling to breastfeeding mothers in Women, Infants and Children (WIC) clinics and local hospitals. Employees in this class work a conventional workweek.
LOL!!!!
A guy asked a girl in the University of Texas library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded with a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ears: "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.
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