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You're killing me Smalls.....
This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, 'If you build it they will come'?
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Permalink Reply by EddieDingo on
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Animals copulating!!! Bawdy puns!!
I'm going to have to check my etiquette book on these things.
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Permalink Reply by Bob Stepp on
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We are such a nice bunch here. If you find anything in your "book of right and wrong" let us know. I'm sure we'll adhere to it. LOL!
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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One day, Jesus was walking by the Pearly Gates, when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes.
Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach.
He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.
"How did you spend your life on earth my son?" asked Jesus.
"I was a simple carpenter for sixty years" replied the old man.
"And what do you hope to find here in heaven" asked Jesus.
"I hope to find my son" said the man
"Well there are millions upon millions of people here, how will you find him?"
"I'll recognize him by the nail holes in his hands and feet," states the old man.
Jesus does a double take, thinks for a moment and says, "Father???"
The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinocchio?" -
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On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the mule the next day.
On Tuesday Luke drove up and said, "Sorry, Fred, but I have some bad news. The mule died."
Fred: Well, then, just give me my money back.
Luke: Can't do that. I went and spent it already.
Fred: Well, OK then. Just unload the mule.
Luke: What ya gonna do with a dead mule?
Fred: I'm going to raffle him off.
Luke: You can't raffle off a dead mule!
Fred: Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.
Several days later the two farmers meet up.
Luke: Whatever happened with that dead mule?
Fred: I raffled him off just like I said I would. Sold 500 tickets at $2 each!
Luke: Didn't anyone complain?
Fred: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back. -
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