"The Onion" WISHES they'd thought of that headline.
It's perfect. It's inspirational. The follow-up jokes practically write themselves: "So, they DO hate him because it's A Black Thing.", "This is why we need more female Republicans", "Obama's basketball skills, his dance moves, the size of his package - No WONDER grumpy-old-white-man conservatives hate him so much".
'Kay, friend - Your first chance to participate in the online radio flummery of which I am a part: I have two different cover versions of Dolly Parton's "Down From Dover", one of which MUST be played tonight. One version is by Sally Timms & Jon Langford of the Mekons, and the other is by the great Marianne Faithfull. You shall choose which one gets played, going out over the airwaves and the bandwidths to, oh, dozens of listeners. You have about twenty minutes. Good Luck.