Share 'funny and sometimes thought provoking quotes...'

Do you have any, maybe from movie, speech you heard, a comedian, maybe even a politican, or how about yourself?? George Carlin; Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?? Always do whatever's next. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that There's no pr…