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There are strict requirements that must be met in order to join this group. First, you must prove that you were a former fetus. Second, you must submit an essay on things you will do today lying face down in a bed.

My belief system revolves around non-stop thinking about being whipped with daffodils.

Here we do not respect belief systems, but try to evaluate reasons. Ideologies do not have human rights, so your emotional attachment to a belief system does not warrant censorship of others. Ideally, of course. But something to aspire to.

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Latest Activity: Feb 17, 2014

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Comment by EIC on June 12, 2013 at 8:18am

I, too, offer my belly button up as proof of fetusism - along with the fact that I regularly assume that position in order to avoid having to write essays.  As to whether I was conceived by normal means, immaculately, or by turkey baster, well that info passed with my parents.

Regarding the essay, um, do I write the essay WHILE lying face-down on the bed, or do I write it here, at my desk, ABOUT things I will do later while lying face-down on my bed?  (Too three-dimensional for some, maybe...)

All my daffodils are dead already.  Might we use oak tree saplings?

My ideology of the day - Mitt Romney's mother was a psychic.  He has a large head oddly enough shaped like a mitt.

Comment by funesthememorious on June 11, 2013 at 4:16am

Punting already Kathy. It's only the first inning.

Comment by funesthememorious on June 10, 2013 at 2:11pm

Greetings Dodger, Perri, and Baia. Women are required to wear a Catholic Schoolgirl uniform one day a week. Rosary beads are optional.

Comment by Snagg on June 9, 2013 at 6:18pm

I only wonder if we will be a dark and scary cave that no pusscake troll dares approach.

After all, they do have to be approved entry before we can feast upon their guts.

Ah, well..."Fools Rush In", and all that. I'll go sharpen my knives.

Comment by Baia on June 9, 2013 at 2:53pm

After reading too many Yahoo comments while eating chili and baked yam for lunch, I was inspired to join this group.  I couldn't stand it any more.  I have to express myself somewhere.  I'm out of balance with only the Wall of Gratitude.

I submit the fact of my belly button as proof of my previous fetal state and now that I have finally levered myself painfully out of bed, I plan on spending no more time there until it is time to reattach myself to my CPAP machine.  Unfortunately, I can't sleep on my front any more with that attached, but I occasionally writhe into that position while donning my extra-strength support hose first thing in the morning.

Can I stay?

Comment by funesthememorious on June 9, 2013 at 1:41pm

Welcome Snagg. I humbly confer on you, with all the honor and privileges the position entails, the illustrious title, Galactic Burly Lord Paramount.

Use your power to protect our realm from infestation by trolls and troglodytes by whatever means necessary. Removing large chunks of flesh from offenders and teleportation to Mahway New Jersey is considered acceptable punishment.

Comment by Snagg on June 9, 2013 at 8:21am

The best evidence that I can provide to prove that I was once a fetus is that the hospital in which I was born prefers that I take my current medical issues elsewhere, as the hospital sees me as a poor example of their long-term results.

And, if I lay face-down in a bed today, the most likely results would be some mild suffocation and a couple of unpleasant circulatory events. I would LIKE to try and incorporate those things into a hum-dinger of a paranoid, Hitchcockian sexual-thriller dream, but I've already got so many real-world crises on my plate right now that I don't even want to consider how they might manifest themselves in my subconscious.

 

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