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Aggie, Longhorns and everything Texas


Aggie, Longhorns and everything Texas

Group for all Texans and those who would to rather be in Texas.

Location: Texas
Members: 61
Latest Activity: on Monday

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Texas Humor 26 Replies

Started by CWO3ROBBIE. Last reply by Aggie Oct 13.

Native American Heritage in Texas 5 Replies

Started by Aggie. Last reply by Aggie Jul 14.

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Comment by Aggie on September 1, 2009 at 7:54pm
New Ulm VFD 59th annual Celebration 9/20/2009 at New Ulm Fireman Park. Start 11am. BBQ Beef, Mutton, Pork and sausage
Comment by susie hawes on September 1, 2009 at 10:24am
Cute. Everything's bigger in Texas. ;)
Comment by Aggie on August 27, 2009 at 7:46pm
The Texas Baby Boy!
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "...had him circumcised."

Note: I stole this one from jan and the new LOL Lounge.
Comment by Lori on August 17, 2009 at 8:01pm
Comment by Aggie on August 14, 2009 at 7:22pm
A very gentle Texas lady was driving across the Pecos High Bridge in Texas one day.
As she neared the middle of the bridge‚ she noticed a young man fixin' to jump (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ).
She stopped her car‚ rolled down the window and said‚ "Please don't jump!!!
Think of your dear mother and father!!!"

He replied‚ "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said‚ "Well‚ think of your wife and children!!!"

He replied‚ "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said‚ "Well‚ Remember the Alamo!!!"

He replied‚ ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied‚ ''Well‚ bless your heart‚ just go ahead and jump‚ you dumb Yankee!!!"
Comment by Aggie on August 13, 2009 at 11:20am

Please welcome Cowgirllu back home to Texas for the next couple weeks!
Comment by Aggie on August 11, 2009 at 5:52pm

Christmas Longhorn!
Comment by Same Ol' Randy on August 11, 2009 at 7:28am
Heya DD Three - read the referenced article and meteor gazing does sound like a good way to spend a couple of hours before bedtime this evening. Thanks for sharing that tidbit.

So what made you smile? The armadillo picture, the song or me screwing up our page here? Heh ...
Comment by Same Ol' Randy on August 10, 2009 at 11:32am
Comment by Same Ol' Randy on August 10, 2009 at 11:27am

OK, let's grace this place with some Texas extravagance, because we can. Click on the 'dillo.

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