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Comment by Aggie on July 30, 2013 at 10:27pm

Comment by Aggie on June 4, 2013 at 6:30pm

Comment by Lilrain on June 3, 2013 at 12:33pm

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
 when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.I'm looking for my wife, too...
 I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."The old guy says, "Well,
 maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"The young guy says,
 "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,with red hair,blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,long legs,and is wearing short shorts.

 What does your wife look like?'To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
 let's look for yours."

Comment by Aggie on February 8, 2013 at 6:36am

Comment by AKOakie on February 2, 2013 at 9:57am

G'Day! Slept in this morning just getting the day going.

Comment by CANDYFASHION64 on February 2, 2013 at 4:41am

Good morning everyone..

Comment by CANDYFASHION64 on February 2, 2013 at 4:36am

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Comment by Aggie on October 27, 2010 at 8:07pm

Mother's Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:



1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...


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7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

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