...The Ranch's answer to you -know - what - with no rules.
Go ahead...tell us what you're having for dinner - we can't wait! Got a cute pic of kitty peeking out of a paper bag? Post it! We live for that stuff!
Math addict? How about a refresher on the Pythagorean Theorem?
Like macaroni and cheese? Tell us why!
So even if you're not a writer or a poet (yet), there's still plenty of fun things to do at the Armadillo!
Oh baby, oh baby!
During the tragic fire at the Cathedral Notre Dame, Donald McRonald was johnny-on-the-spot, offering two critical suggestions to the French via Twitter...
1. Act quickly
2. Put water on it
The man is a genius!
From the Baltimore Sun following the Clown's attack on Elijah Cummings:
“Finally,” concluded the editorial, “while we would not sink to name-calling in the Trumpian manner — or ruefully point out that he failed to spell the congressman’s name correctly (it’s Cummings, not Cumming) — we would tell the most dishonest man to ever occupy the Oval Office, the mocker of war heroes, the gleeful grabber of women’s private parts, the serial bankrupter of businesses, the useful idiot of Vladimir Putin and the guy who insisted there are ‘good people’ among murderous neo-Nazis that he’s still not fooling most Americans into believing he’s even slightly competent in his current post. Or that he possesses a scintilla of integrity. Better to have some vermin living in your neighborhood than to be one.”
Yeah, I had heard a night this editorial, but hadn't seen it in its entirety. Thanks.
"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. All the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid."
- unknown author
This is very cool, but also a bit eerie...
I occasionally buy from Amazon and have it delivered to a PO Box.
This time I requested home delivery for the first time.
I checked the status throughout the morning and was told that it is "Out for delivery".
Soon, I checked again, and a map of my street appeared with a red spot indicating my place
with a red dot, and a green dot (indicating the delivery truck) at the end of the street.
A bubble appeared center screen proclaiming "You're Next!"
I watched in fascination as the green dot bounced it's way down the street and soon the bubble
changed to "Delivered!"
I went to the front door and there it was - I hadn't heard a thing.
How do they do that? I wonder if the cops or the IRS do the same thing?
Yeah, I have experienced that same thing. Like they say, you can run, but you can't hide.
Did you know that you can buy Tootsie Roll Pops by the case from Amazon...AND...you can pick your favorite flavor!
No more of those nasty chocolate ones anymore!
PLUS...they have next day FREE delivery right to your door!
Let's bond - what's your favorite flavor?????
I think the red is raspberry, isn't it? That one.
(Amazon rules the world. I feel a littl guilty enjoying that sort of convenience so much).
So how many cases did you order?
My favorite is cherry, but Raspberry is way up there...Just finishing my bag of 80.
Also..there ae great deals on previously owned Tootsie Roll Pops...FYI
I had cataract surgery today - it was fun!