This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text.
"I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice."
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, "Sorry, but it's really hard to read my mother's handwriting."
An elderly woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off, a couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes, the woman smiles and tells the couple that its really no big deal,she carries her old purse to put her dog's poop in it until she gets home to dispose it..imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.