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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

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My first lasted 7 years, and the ONLY good thing that came out of it was my son. We were separated but our disillusionment wasn't quite final when I met my soul mate. After I was a free man we lived together for 2 years before taking the plunge. Smartest thing I've ever done. We celebrated our 30th anniversary in Jan.

first one lasted 5 years. An isolated Unaccompanied, isolated assignment put the finishing touches to that one. Second one lasted 37 years. We raised two sons and lived and traveled

the US and Europe.  Settled down in the DC area. After about 20 years there we went out seperate ways. Still don't understand the whole thing.  Now, I have been in one of those "It's Complicated" relationships for over 2 years. 

Yesterday  I saw an add for Seniors Match. It said "Real women, looking for a man to care for them" I read that as looking for a man to take care of them. Am I wrong?


Robbie, I think we are all looking for someone to take care of us. I think you may be thinking of a financial situation, (I may be wrong, and correct me if I am) but there are many different kinds of "taking care" of someone. 

PS. Happy's food bowl is still here, waiting for you both to come and visit, so he can eat. Heck, if you both show, I just might feed you too. 


I hadn't yet read this when I showed up at your place today. Enjoyed the visit.

Don't know what I left there this time, but I'll think of an excuse to come back.

No excuses needed Robbie.


An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... to find two sheriff deputy's standing there."Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked."Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him."Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook."

At the wedding reception someone yelled,
"Would all the married men, please stand next to
the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.

'Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, 'the wife explained.' He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I'm listening.'




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