1) If a man is standing alone in the forest and there isn't a woman around to see or hear him,
is he still wrong?
2) Why is Smokey the Bear's name Smokey? Does he smoke? If indeed he does smoke, does he go to the edge of the forest by the highway to have a smoke? Does he use an ash tray or does he litter the shoulder of the highway?
3) Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
4) Why don't we do it in the road?
5) If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what was yesterday?