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Keep Laughing!

The Place to crack up! Laughing is allowed 24/7!

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Comment by Billy Bones on July 16, 2009 at 8:28am
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, " Stop! Acts 2:38!"(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
Comment by Billy Bones on July 12, 2009 at 6:11pm
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, were vacationing in California . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over,"Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow" Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope," she replies.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" Margaret replies, "Should a bought a hat, Bert. Should a bought a hat."
Comment by Robert Knox on July 12, 2009 at 7:47am
a dad took his two boys out for lunch and the waitres comes over and asked jimmy what he would like for lunch... he thinks for a minet and says well i would like a god damm hamburger. his dad wacks him right out of his chair and the waitres with a stund look on her face turns to little johnny and asks him what he would like and johnny says sure as hell i'm not going to order a god damm hamburger
Comment by Ralph on July 12, 2009 at 7:41am
Glad to be a part of this group as they say "Laughter is the Best Medicine"
Comment by Robert Knox on July 12, 2009 at 7:41am
well just jump on in ...feet first if you like
Comment by Jake Doga on July 11, 2009 at 2:02pm
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Because someone told him to get a long little doggie!
Comment by Jermann on July 11, 2009 at 1:20pm
Over 35 babies reminded me that somewhere out there, there's a woman giving birth every minute, well, They better hurry up and catch that woman. The world is over populated now.
Comment by Jermann on July 11, 2009 at 1:13pm
HELP, HELP, HELP, I'm all screwed up since I got here, not that I wasn't before, but, I'd like to send this to my Granddaughter whose husband thinks he's the worlds greatest griller. so when I click share, I get a pop-up and I can put her e-mail address in, but how do I send it??? the pop-up won't move and if there is a send button on the bottom, I can't get to it, what do I do?? Thanks and I guess there are no more Kudo's anymore??? Sorry I had to put this here but, I can't find a help button either. I guess everybody that put this site together knows what their doing....
Comment by OCNaturalDoc on July 10, 2009 at 2:39pm
"Women should not have children after 35.
Seriously.... 35 children are enough."
Comment by au22 olanam on July 10, 2009 at 12:42am
laughter is the medicine to loneliness...Always smiles laugh Gods Loves us!
 

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