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Comment by MikeMoff on July 29, 2009 at 4:57am

Sign on an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

Comment by MikeMoff on July 29, 2009 at 4:56am

Sign on a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

Comment by MikeMoff on July 29, 2009 at 4:55am

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

Comment by Tina on July 27, 2009 at 2:37am

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE, ENJOY, LIVE WELL, Tina

Comment by Tina on July 26, 2009 at 12:35am

Billy Did you save the puppy?

Comment by SeaRain on July 25, 2009 at 2:59pm

A day without sunshine is night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
and the best:
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Comment by Billy Bones on July 25, 2009 at 7:41am

Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 9:31am

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 9:02am

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

Comment by MikeMoff on July 22, 2009 at 9:00am

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

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