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Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 19, 2009 at 10:12am

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Comment by L.C. DeMartin on August 19, 2009 at 10:11am
Don't think I've ever been that drunk
Comment by Billy Bones on August 19, 2009 at 8:32am
Hilarious video... a must see.

Comment by Carito on August 17, 2009 at 8:04am
his guy was riding is horse down the road when a snake came crossing the road and the horse got scared and throed him to the floor...he took his machete out and was going to cut the snake in half when the snake talked to him...please don't kill me I'm a magic snake and I can make 3 wishes come true for you....he analized the situation and desided to let her live...ok, my three wishes are....I want to be billionare, I want to have the 10 most beautiful woman for me and I want the sexual organ my horse has.....ok done..sais the snake.
the guy got bak on his horse and start running back home....when he got there he saw lots and lots of bags full of jewelry and money, he walked inside his house and he saw Pamela, Angelina, Salma, Penelope, and others lying nude in his bed...then he ran to the bathroom and pull his pants down to look at his new member....Oh shit!!! I rode the mare today!!!!
Comment by Billy Bones on August 16, 2009 at 4:21pm
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?'
Comment by L.C. DeMartin on August 15, 2009 at 9:34pm
Mike's Wife

Mike's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best
friend Jack when suddenly the phone rang.
She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheets after a brief
"Who was it? Jack asked.
"Oh, that was Mike." She replied calmly.
"Oh shit, I'd better be going then!" he said. "Did Mike say where he
"Relax, he's down at the bar, playing a few games of pool with you.
Comment by Billy Bones on August 13, 2009 at 6:04pm
Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 13, 2009 at 4:34pm
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...", he said with a deep sigh . .. . .. . .. .

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Comment by Billy Bones on August 13, 2009 at 3:19pm
Comment by Margie Arias on August 13, 2009 at 12:06pm
Will I Live to see 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

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