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Comment by Aggie on November 9, 2010 at 9:34pm
Comment by Aggie on November 3, 2010 at 8:09pm
Comment by Aggie on November 3, 2010 at 5:59pm
A State Trooper on the NYS Thruway (I90) gave me a ticket
the other day.

Speeding? No.

I was driving in the Granny lane (slow) and the Trooper
pulled up beside me. I hit a pheasent that stepped into the
road from the shoulder. Flew across the lane, hit the
Trooper's windshield and broke it.

The Trooper gave me the ticket for flipping him the bird.
Comment by Aggie on November 2, 2010 at 7:35pm
Comment by Aggie on November 2, 2010 at 7:10pm
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
Comment by Aggie on November 1, 2010 at 9:19pm
Oh, Those Cowboys!
I don't want to cause anyone further upset, but these are funny.

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Comment by Aggie on October 28, 2010 at 8:31pm

Comment by Aggie on October 27, 2010 at 8:07pm
Mother's Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:



1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...


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7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.
Comment by Aggie on October 20, 2010 at 8:31pm
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Have you seen a pink 1958 Volvo tractor?
 

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