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Comment by SeaRain on July 8, 2009 at 12:14pm
The Vanilla pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first20safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least
we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.


Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:




'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....
Comment by SeaRain on July 8, 2009 at 9:02am
He didn't l ike the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was l ooking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
Comment by jan on June 30, 2009 at 6:48pm
Hi Everyone....I keep searching for groups I recognize...figured this was a "Kat" place...LOL
Comment by Alendar on June 29, 2009 at 8:44pm
I love to laugh! Loud and Long and Clear!
Comment by CAMILA LYNN SASSMANN on June 29, 2009 at 5:00pm
LETS KEEP LAUGHIN MAKE THIS A BETTER PLACE
 

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