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Comment by CWO3ROBBIE on December 10, 2009 at 6:06pm

Let's see if this will work.

My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Comment by CWO3ROBBIE on December 10, 2009 at 6:03pm

My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Comment by D. D. Olson on December 9, 2009 at 8:37am

This radio bit was played on WCCO radio every Christmas when I was a kid. It still makes me laugh (but it may only be funny if you're a Minnesota Norwegain!):

http://www.pavekmuseum.org/Boone&Erickson-Lutefisk.mp3

Comment by MikeMoff on November 27, 2009 at 12:48pm

Comment by CWO3ROBBIE on November 18, 2009 at 4:29pm

A little misunderstanding!
Dating_In...wmv (3.3 MB)

Comment by catwoman on November 15, 2009 at 6:53pm

Comment by reggie on October 25, 2009 at 9:35pm

i love the movie better off dead

Comment by reggie on October 23, 2009 at 10:18pm

this guy should just stay home for a while and get his mind together

Comment by Billy Bones on October 23, 2009 at 7:55pm

Comment by Lowell Brandon on October 22, 2009 at 10:36am

We see dogs and sometimes we see nuns, but here's something you probably have never seen before - dogs in nun's outfits. The wording at the bottom of the picture is hard to read, but it says, "Hail Mary."

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