TBD on Ning


In the tune of " I Could Have Danced All Night"
I could have peed all night
or block the urge and fight.
I chose to stay in bed.
I've totally stained my sheets
worse than a jar of beets
and now I'm soaked instead.
I've got my wife all agitated
and my pajamas reek of pee.
I should have gotten up
and used a urine cup
instead of saturating me.
It should have been my goal
to use the toilet bowl.
Don't come near my bedroom.
Ammonia fills the air.
It's more than I can bear.
I'd rather breathe perfume.
I hope my wife will do my laundry.
I know my sheets might not get white.
Now when I have to go
I won't resist the flow,
and I will Pee Pee Pee All Night !!!

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

Make sure you poop & have $ in your pockets before midnight because you don't want to start your first day of the next year broke and full of crap!!!




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