More Senior Moment

[Letha Robinson]

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

[L.C. DeMartin]

The way I heard it was, "a guy limps into a soda fountain and orders a Sundae." Since there are no soda fountains anymore, I guess we'll have to go with an icecream parlor. Guess I'm getting old.

[Ernie Sacman]

Well, crushed nut was a close enough guess. Soda fountain or ice cream parlor, both of these have stools right? No, I don't mean THAT stool.

[Letha Robinson]

LOL. I know what you mean, Ernie. Go and read the one called: "The Dog And The Laser." You will get a big, OUCH! Then comment about it.