All Discussions Tagged 'dogs' - TBD2024-03-29T14:29:32Zhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/group/keeplaughing/forum/topic/listForTag?tag=dogs&feed=yes&xn_auth=noIs Martha Stalking Your Dog??tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2009-12-11:1991841:Topic:6528642009-12-11T07:16:49.975ZAggiehttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/Aggie
Top 10 Ways To Tell If Martha Is Stalking Your Dog:<br />
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10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.<br />
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9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.<br />
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8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.<br />
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7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.<br />
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6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.<br />
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5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.<br />
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4. Dog hair has been collected…
Top 10 Ways To Tell If Martha Is Stalking Your Dog:<br />
<br />
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.<br />
<br />
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.<br />
<br />
8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.<br />
<br />
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.<br />
<br />
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.<br />
<br />
5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.<br />
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4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.<br />
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3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.<br />
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2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.<br />
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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...<br />
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1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.