TBD2024-03-28T20:28:41ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwifthttp://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2190221500?profile=RESIZE_48X48&width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1http://teebeedee.ning.com/group/keeplaughing/forum/topic/listForContributor?user=0kg6855inp7in&feed=yes&xn_auth=noWHAT DOES IT MEAN?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-09-05:1991841:Topic:16019922013-09-05T18:14:21.642ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
<div class="kmsgbody"><div class="kmsgtext">I've been looking up a lot of words in the dictionary lately. I may not have the most grandiose vocabulary but certainly more than adequate. But lately while reading in my comfortable food and sport niches,I'm coming across words I'm not familiar with or not too clear on the meaning...And I actually take the time to look them up.<br></br>A restaurant review recently described some food I had eaten there as mellifluous. Yikes !! What the hell does that…</div>
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<div class="kmsgbody"><div class="kmsgtext">I've been looking up a lot of words in the dictionary lately. I may not have the most grandiose vocabulary but certainly more than adequate. But lately while reading in my comfortable food and sport niches,I'm coming across words I'm not familiar with or not too clear on the meaning...And I actually take the time to look them up.<br/>A restaurant review recently described some food I had eaten there as mellifluous. Yikes !! What the hell does that mean? I was horrified. Perhaps it was contaminated with mice feces or maggots. But since I had no symptoms of food poisoning or dysentery, I figured mellifluous was a good thing.<br/>I write as a hobby and send humorous articles to local papers. Every now and then....usually then, I see some of my gems published. . My wife thinks I spend too much time writing my blogs and articles and feels it's a waste of time. Obviously she cannot fathom the pleasure I get from writing. Her objurgating and vituperative comments tend to be negative. But I tolerate her indefatigable contumelious remarks, sometimes becoming milquetoast, which certainly isn't being very assertive. To judge me on my literary works and complaining how I never get paid for what I write, I don't think I am being fairly adjudicated.<br/>A baseball announcer of the Mets game I was listening to the other night, mentioned their opponent's scoring was bereft in the first inning of all their games. bereft? But after a 3 run first inning, they were befeft no more. !! Sometimes I have to look up words that aren't in the Webster's dictionary I use. Perhaps I need a bigger modern book with more neologisms. Even in my bible:TV Guide or the TV listings in Newsday, I find words that have me scurrying through the pages of the dictionary. This can be quite egregious especially when I'm driving on the Long Island Expressway. I may be due for some vicissitudinous.<br/>When a TV guide description of a Star Trek episode had me searching for the word,"courtesan"., the other evening, I realized that my scullery shouldn't be my predominant bailiwick. Perhaps I need to get out more so I don't confuse my steak and chanterelles with a chanteuse. On that mellifluous note,(any Karen Akers fans out there), this blog is Kaput.!!!</div>
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<div class="post-content"><p><strong> Get ready to turn your clocks and watches back again. August 1st at 3 A.M.,our nation's time will go back 3 hours to midnight. It's Moonlight Savings time now folks for what now is an indefinite time period. It might be a permanent change if the result proves as encouraging as scientists believe. Years of scientific research has convinced Congress the overwhelming benefits this will have on our country. </strong></p>
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<div class="post-content"><p><strong> Get ready to turn your clocks and watches back again. August 1st at 3 A.M.,our nation's time will go back 3 hours to midnight. It's Moonlight Savings time now folks for what now is an indefinite time period. It might be a permanent change if the result proves as encouraging as scientists believe. Years of scientific research has convinced Congress the overwhelming benefits this will have on our country. </strong></p>
<p><strong> More nocturnal activities will bring modern day families closer together. Romance and lovemaking "by the light of the silvery moon"will thrive once again. President Obama's unprecedented remarks about how this moonlight serenade will affect our citizens will be carefully scrutinized. There is strong evidence that crime will be curtailed in every culture of our society. Even Lindsay Lohan might benefit. </strong></p>
<p><strong> Early to bed and early to rise makes a man unlikely to have temptation eyes. Nightclub owners across our great nation have applauded this timely decision. Things that go bump in the night could not be reached for comment. Sleep well my friends.</strong></p>
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<div><font size="4"> I went to an Arbys fast food restaurant today for a chicken sandwich and a free value size shake. The free shake was with a previous receipt and validation number I received by doing a short survey on line. I asked for a chocolate shake as no flavor was specified.The young worker at the register said I can only get vanilla. I did question that since I had gotten free mocha shakes before for my wife. He insisted that he can only give me vanilla. Rather than…</font></div>
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<div><font size="4"> I went to an Arbys fast food restaurant today for a chicken sandwich and a free value size shake. The free shake was with a previous receipt and validation number I received by doing a short survey on line. I asked for a chocolate shake as no flavor was specified.The young worker at the register said I can only get vanilla. I did question that since I had gotten free mocha shakes before for my wife. He insisted that he can only give me vanilla. Rather than ask for a manager, I settled for vanilla, though I preferred chocolate. It's the same price for any flavor but I am not one who likes to argue. A few minutes later, he said the vanilla was not working and asked me if I would take a chocolate shake instead. (DUH) !!!!!</font></div>
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<div><font size="4">In the tune of " I Could Have Danced All Night"</font></div>
<div> </div>
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<div><font size="4">I could have peed all night</font></div>
<div><font size="4">or block the urge and fight.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I chose to stay in bed.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I've totally stained my sheets</font></div>
<div><font size="4">worse than a jar of beets</font></div>
<div><font size="4">and now I'm soaked…</font></div>
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<div><font size="4">In the tune of " I Could Have Danced All Night"</font></div>
<div> </div>
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<div><font size="4">I could have peed all night</font></div>
<div><font size="4">or block the urge and fight.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I chose to stay in bed.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I've totally stained my sheets</font></div>
<div><font size="4">worse than a jar of beets</font></div>
<div><font size="4">and now I'm soaked instead.</font></div>
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<div><font size="4">I've got my wife all agitated</font></div>
<div><font size="4">and my pajamas reek of pee.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I should have gotten up</font></div>
<div><font size="4">and used a urine cup</font></div>
<div><font size="4">instead of saturating me.</font></div>
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<div><font size="4">It should have been my goal</font></div>
<div><font size="4">to use the toilet bowl.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">Don't come near my bedroom.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">Ammonia fills the air.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">It's more than I can bear.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I'd rather breathe perfume.</font></div>
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<div><font size="4">I hope my wife will do my laundry.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I know my sheets might not get white.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">Now when I have to go</font></div>
<div><font size="4">I won't resist the flow,</font></div>
<div><font size="4">and I will Pee Pee Pee All Night !!!</font></div> Sharing The Joy Of All Animalstag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-04-10:1991841:Topic:15194522013-04-10T12:29:21.539ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
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<p>At some stage, most people come to realize the amazing</p>
<p>and very often profound effect that animals can have</p>
<p>on our mood and emotions and there are some pretty</p>
<p>incredible but also true stories of how medical scientists</p>
<p>are discovering some animals that can actually detect</p>
<p>the beginnings of disease in humans in the very early</p>
<p>stages of onset.</p>
<p>Our animals can also be trained to help and support</p>
<p>many of us that have…</p>
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<p>At some stage, most people come to realize the amazing</p>
<p>and very often profound effect that animals can have</p>
<p>on our mood and emotions and there are some pretty</p>
<p>incredible but also true stories of how medical scientists</p>
<p>are discovering some animals that can actually detect</p>
<p>the beginnings of disease in humans in the very early</p>
<p>stages of onset.</p>
<p>Our animals can also be trained to help and support</p>
<p>many of us that have disabilities, especially for those</p>
<p>who have lost their sight.</p>
<p>Animals can `feel emotion' just like we humans can,</p>
<p>besides loving, nurturing and caring for their own young.</p>
<p>So let us enjoy our animals and pets by sharing our photos,</p>
<p>pictures and graphics of them all,</p>
<p>the long, the short and the tall.</p> GREAT BALLS OF FIREtag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-03-31:1991841:Topic:15124462013-03-31T01:29:23.581ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
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<div><font size="4">'I'm having a delayed reaction". That's what I told my wife about 24 hours after I had a CT scan of my abdomen and pelvic area the day before. I was experiencing some dull aches in that area and my doctor advised me to get this CT scan which fortunately showed nothing alarming. When I was getting the CT scan, a dye had to be injected through an IV and the technician said I would experience a feeling of warmth and flushness . But that never…</font></div>
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<div><font size="4">'I'm having a delayed reaction". That's what I told my wife about 24 hours after I had a CT scan of my abdomen and pelvic area the day before. I was experiencing some dull aches in that area and my doctor advised me to get this CT scan which fortunately showed nothing alarming. When I was getting the CT scan, a dye had to be injected through an IV and the technician said I would experience a feeling of warmth and flushness . But that never happened.</font></div>
<div><font size="4">Now driving on a highway, a day later, I could feel this uncomfortable increasingly warm sensation in my groin area. It got so burning hot I kept looking down at my pants and told my wife I would have to pull over. It was then she realized the heated seat I was sitting on she had put on HIGH. Goodness Gracious. great balls of fire. !!</font></div> Child Chattertag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-02-25:1991841:Topic:14874132013-02-25T01:42:52.664ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
<p><img src="http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-100593442-Group-of-school-kids.jpg"/></p>
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<p>Whether the kids are at school. or at home, at Granma's & Granpa's,</p>
<p>helping out with the shopping, being quiet in Church, </p>
<p>at a friend's party or even playing sports -</p>
<p>more often than not,</p>
<p>some of them are liable to drop a 'gem' or a 'clanger'</p>
<p>at the oddest moments, so please share in the laughs.</p>
<p><img src="http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-100593442-Group-of-school-kids.jpg"/></p>
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<p>Whether the kids are at school. or at home, at Granma's & Granpa's,</p>
<p>helping out with the shopping, being quiet in Church, </p>
<p>at a friend's party or even playing sports -</p>
<p>more often than not,</p>
<p>some of them are liable to drop a 'gem' or a 'clanger'</p>
<p>at the oddest moments, so please share in the laughs.</p> PEOPLE OF WALMARTtag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-02-20:1991841:Topic:14844542013-02-20T20:18:16.351ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
<p><a target="_self" href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2059603073?profile=original"><img class="align-full" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2059603073?profile=original" width="600"/></a></p>
<p><a target="_self" href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2059603073?profile=original"><img class="align-full" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2059603073?profile=original" width="600"/></a></p> What's up with the word UP?tag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-02-19:1991841:Topic:14824702013-02-19T21:10:27.943ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
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<div style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; width: 486px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; outline-width: 0px;" id="pbody" class="pbody"><p style="border-width: 0px; margin: 18px 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 18px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; vertical-align: baseline; outline-width: 0px;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; border-collapse: collapse; outline-width: 0px;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.) </span> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">has more meanings than any other two-letter word,</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">and that word is</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">'UP.'</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"> It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].<br/>It's easy to understand</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">why do we wake</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">?</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">At a meeting, why does a topic come</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">? Why do we speak</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;">UP</u></span></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">, and why are the officers</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">for election</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">and why is it</span></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">I></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">to the secretary to write</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">a report? We call</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">our friends and we use it to brighten</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">a room,</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">polish</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sa','n s MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">the silver, we warm</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">the leftovers</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">and clean</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">the kitchen. We lock</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">the house and some guys fix</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">the old car.</span></em></strong></span></p>
<p style="border-width: 0px; margin: 18px 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 18px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; vertical-align: baseline; outline-width: 0px;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 16px; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; border-collapse: collapse; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"> trouble, line</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">for tickets, work</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">an appetite, and think</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans',MS; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">excuses.&bsp;<br/>To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">is special.</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">And this</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">is confusing: A drain must be opened</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">because it is stopped</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP.</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><br/>We open</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">a store in the morning but we close it</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">at night.</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">We seem to be pretty mixed</span></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">about</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">! <br/>To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">, look the word</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">almost 1/4 of the page and can add</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">to about thirty definitions <br/>If you are</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">to it, you might try building</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;">UP</u></span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">a list of the many ways</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">is used. It will take</span></em></span></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 13.5pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">a lot of your time,</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">but if you don't give</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">, you may wind</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">with a hundred or more. <br/>When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">. When it rains, it wets</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP.</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 24px; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><br/>One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it</span></em></span></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">, for now ........my time is</span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;">UP</u></span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">, so time to shut</span></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">UP</span></u></em></strong><strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">! <br/>Oh...one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? </span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;">U</span></u></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: red; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"> <u style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;">P</u></span></em></strong> <strong style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><em style="line-height: 1.2em; outline-style: none;"><span style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: black; line-height: 1.2em; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 18pt; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; outline-style: none;"><br/></span></em></strong></span></p>
</div> Seniors Super Bowltag:teebeedee.ning.com,2013-02-06:1991841:Topic:14702082013-02-06T18:06:35.438ZGillinTurkeyhttp://teebeedee.ning.com/profile/GillSwift
<p>An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'<br></br> <br></br> His wife rolls over and says, 'What in th<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">e world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'<br></br> <br></br> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'<br></br> <br></br> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'<br></br> <br></br> Not…</span></p>
<p>An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'<br/> <br/> His wife rolls over and says, 'What in th<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">e world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'<br/> <br/> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'<br/> <br/> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'<br/> <br/> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'<br/> <br/> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.<br/> <br/> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.<br/> <br/> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.<br/> <br/> The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'<br/> <br/> The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides<br/> <br/></span></p>