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Laughter is the best medicine

I Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown

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I'M IN THE WRONG DEPARTMENT

 Working on my team of merchandisers last week, we had the assignment of resetting the feminine hygiene section. I'll be the first to admit I don't know these products well. I'm not just talking…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 28, 2012.

LOST AND FOUND

 Our federal government has announced the formation of a needed and long overdue cabinet agency: the Department of Lost and Found. (DLF.org,). There has been an epidemic of epic proportions that has…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 20, 2012.

WAR ON OBESITY HITS NATION'S GUT

      In an unprecedented act two days ago, President Obama declared war on Denmark citing how Haagendazs ice cream has caused serious problems of increasing obesity and girth.  The President feels…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 19, 2012.

THE INCREDIBLE EGG

     What you are about to read really happened.  This is one of the most bizarre events in the annals of science. I was about to make scrambled eggs for breakfast this past weekend. Upon cracking…Continue

Started by Mark Joel Lane Dec 18, 2012.

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Comment by Aggie on December 2, 2009 at 7:09pm
Ralph and Edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool when Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry... How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!

You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...

Done my part!!!
Comment by Donna L Geisler on November 25, 2009 at 11:39am
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.
Comment by Texascheyenne on November 24, 2009 at 5:28pm
It actually blew the microwave door open when it exploded. Glad I wasn't standing in front of it.
Comment by Carl R Lindstrom on November 24, 2009 at 3:33pm
Animak: Have you tried putting it in a MacDonalds bag
Comment by Carl R Lindstrom on November 24, 2009 at 2:13pm
Looks delicious ... just add butter and salt.
Comment by metub4 on November 24, 2009 at 8:47am
I now see why it is called spaghetti squash
Comment by Aggie on November 24, 2009 at 6:45am
LOL (Click Me)

Good one Texascheyenne!
Comment by Texascheyenne on November 24, 2009 at 6:35am


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MICROWAVE A SPAGHETTI SQUASH WITHOUT PUTTING ENOUGH STEAM HOLES IN IT
Comment by Rishi on November 22, 2009 at 8:51am
If you want your wife to pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep...Coffee News On The Lighter Side
Comment by metub4 on November 21, 2009 at 5:58am
TURKEY RECIPE


Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

8 - 15 lb. turkey

1 cup melted butter

1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)

1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)

Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.

Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
 

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