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Laughter is the best medicine

I Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly,…Continue

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DEFINE EMBARRASSMENT:You take your 96 year old father who you're taking care of in his senior years to yet another doctors appointment.Your first thoughts are, with this pandemic going on, I'm…Continue

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Comment by Aggie on November 18, 2009 at 7:19pm
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

• 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital = 1 I.V. League

• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

• 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope
Comment by Mary Morris on November 18, 2009 at 7:06pm
The person doesn't need to be considered important before they are considered assassinated or murdered , purely circumstantial because either way dead is dead!
Comment by Aggie on November 18, 2009 at 6:02pm
Collect Call
My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect.

My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"
Comment by Mary Morris on November 18, 2009 at 1:26pm
Aggie, your comments about 'Literally Speaking,' and 'Pregnant Blonde' are both hysterically funnyyyyyyyyyy.......oh my goodness!
Comment by Aggie on November 18, 2009 at 1:21pm
Literally Speaking
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

"University of Oklahoma," he yelled back.
Comment by Aggie on November 18, 2009 at 1:20pm
Pregnant Blonde
When a doctor told this blonde that she was 3 months pregnant, the first question she asked him was "Are you sure it is mine?"
Comment by Mary Morris on November 18, 2009 at 1:14pm
Yes, laughter is the key and spice of life. its the healing agent when all else has passed....... for in laughter, there is a story to be told.
Comment by Sonja Hartt on November 18, 2009 at 12:43pm
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen


At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston


Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown


Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher


Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live


The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings


Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle


What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! ~Agnes Repplier


So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport


Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge


What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. ~Yiddish Proverb


When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~Alan Alda


Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut


A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb


Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ~Bob Newhart
 

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