You take your 96 year old father who you're taking care of in his senior years to yet another doctors appointment.
Your first thoughts are, with this pandemic going on, I'm surprised at how many people are in this damned waiting room? There's got to be twenty patients in here!
So you just kinda go on about your business, reading a magazine and trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone so you don't have to speak?
Next thing you know you hear a few smartassed snickers!
You look up and there's your 96 year old dad, using a pair of your panties for a handkerchief!!!!!!
WOULDN'T YOU JUST WANT TO CRAWL UNDER THE CHAIR AND HIDE?
Can't top that.
I'd have to laugh and say, "At least he picked a clean pair"