So Far So Good !

[uno,dos,3]

This winter I've arrived at Hilton Head to 'escape from Wisconsin'. This is my first time here...I'm a virgin (so to speak). I chose Hilton Head because I share an affinity for some of the same recreational pursuits as Paris Hilton......when I saw that there was an island that was apparently named as a tribute to her.....well I knew that's where I was meant to be...true South. So here I am.....waiting for my BIG moment.......or minute, if I'm on my game. Carly Simon is singing anticipation in MY head. Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm not marriage material.....but never say never.....you never know, the insurance money might run out. In the meantime I'm trying to stay awake until bar time......I find that I have more success with women when they already are having a difficult time standing up.

 'I love Paris....my oh my do I love Paris'.....she might possibly be age inappropriate for me....but I always felt that a certain age was much less important then having a woman who was inappropriate. Wish me luck!! I'm trying to strike a blow for the elderly. 

[frenchy]

you guys make me laugh ..

[dwalt]

I was on the road...now I'm at work.

[uno,dos,3]

O.K.

I'm actually on the run. Just a little legal misunderstanding....a case of different interpretations of the law. 

[dwalt]

Well just remember I know where the bodys are...

[uno,dos,3]

Let sleeping wives lie dwalt.

About my legal problems....how was I to know that unconsciousness isn't implied consent.......and don't tell me about the 'reasonable man' standard.....do I seem reasonable?

[dwalt]

No. And you totally lost me on that one..