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This winter I've arrived at Hilton Head to 'escape from Wisconsin'. This is my first time here...I'm a virgin (so to speak). I chose Hilton Head because I share an affinity for some of the same recreational pursuits as Paris Hilton......when I saw that there was an island that was apparently named as a tribute to her.....well I knew that's where I was meant to be...true South. So here I am.....waiting for my BIG moment.......or minute, if I'm on my game. Carly Simon is singing anticipation in MY head. Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm not marriage material.....but never say never.....you never know, the insurance money might run out. In the meantime I'm trying to stay awake until bar time......I find that I have more success with women when they already are having a difficult time standing up.

 'I love Paris....my oh my do I love Paris'.....she might possibly be age inappropriate for me....but I always felt that a certain age was much less important then having a woman who was inappropriate. Wish me luck!! I'm trying to strike a blow for the elderly. 

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I love the name...is that why you went there, I mean really...

I'm all about culture dwalt.

I've heard that there are several sights here that I need to see........I know that I (kiddingly) give the impression that I have no standards..........actually I have very 'firm' standards..........they just happen to be very low. 

Well I hope you get a little head...I mean ahead on your culture.

Thanks dwalt....you are so nonjudgmental. 

I'll try my hardest.

Hilton Head! I hear it's a very pretty place. I can't speak for how many "inappropriate" women there are down there, but I am very sure that....if they are there....you will find them. Please have a drink for me. It's -6 here today, and frankly....I hate it! The snow I don't mind.....the brutal cold, I do. A beach and milder temps sound very good. I hope the insurance money supports you in the style to which you would like to become accustomed. ;-). I am sure there is a woman down there with standards as low as yours. Keep up the good work; we need an ambassador for the elderly.

something to warm you up.

Elderly??!! is that what we are supposed to be?  I'm crushed.

no, crushed is what happens in those 'accidents' if you marry uno....see also accidental electrocution, falls, food poisoning etc....

Only some of us are elderly dwalt. Anyone under 60 years of age is 'young stuff' to me.

I hope you are correct Karin.....it would be helpful to find a woman with no standards.....I'm hoping to fit in here......I was told that this is the 'off season' and I'm considered more then a little off by most everyone I know.

I'm not going to be a statistic, sorry.  I know where uno buried the bodies...  Come to think of it I didn't get any of it I didn't get any of that insurance money.

Well, I'm not including all of us in that category.....but I sure am "elderly"! When I was young, I figured I'd be dead or in a nursing home by now! If this was a couple hundred years ago....I'd be what they called, "the Village Elder". ;-). As it is, I'm just the crazy old lady who lives next door. Thank goodness I'm not the "Crazy Cat Lady", anyway.

then a belated merry christmas krin...here's your start....the gift that keeps on giving...

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