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Does oral sex help prevent female infidelity?

A recent study suggests cunnilingus is a mate retention strategy

By Emily Shire | July 5, 2013

 

A rather spicy new study has received some major blowback.

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pparently, if you're a guy who wants his chances of evolutionary survival to go up, you should be going down.

According to a new study published late last month in the Journal of Evolutionary Psychology, heterosexual men perform oral sex on their partners as a "mate retention" strategy — in laymen's terms, to keep the ladies coming back for more.

This, in turn, reduces the likelihood of infidelity and increases the chances that your female partner will stick around long enough to carry your baby and advance your genes into the next generation.

Oakland University in Rochester, Mich., surveyed 243 adult men in committed, heterosexual relationships regarding their sexual behaviors. Researchers sought to test the hypotheses that men perform cunnilingus to: 1) promote sperm retention, since uterine contractions during female orgasm pull sperm further into the reproductive tract and, therefore, make it more likely for a pregnancy to occur 2) promote mate retention by deterring competition from other sperm sources, since men who bring their female partners to orgasm are presumably more sexually satisfied and, thus, less likely to turn to other men for sex.

http://theweek.com/article/index/246512/does-oral-sex-help-prevent-...

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All I'm going to say is this: Several years ago, I was sitting at a stop light when a car with two attractive younger women pulled up next to me; They looked at each other, giggled and the passenger flashed me the cunnilingus sign - Then the light changed and they peeled out.

I was familiar with that street, and took my sweet time getting to the next stoplight - Where they were still sitting, waiting for the long light to change and nervously glancing at me as I eased up to the white stripe. I smiled politely at them, the passenger rolled her window down, and I said, "You should BE so lucky." She asked "Why - Are you good ?" And I said "Kid - My ex still pays my speeding tickets."

The light changed, and I peeled out and left them sitting there.