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Aggie, Longhorns and everything Texas

Group for all Texans and those who would to rather be in Texas.

Location: Texas
Members: 61
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Comment by Aggie on November 13, 2009 at 5:00pm
Sweet Pea I believe you are right. That was a great ending to a great movie. Been meaning to watch it again.
Comment by Aggie on November 13, 2009 at 11:01am
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Comment by Aggie on November 5, 2009 at 6:44am
Nice to see ya'll, Sweet Pea, Dogdreams and newest member JilliAnn.
Comment by Aggie on November 2, 2009 at 8:42pm
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
Comment by Aggie on October 30, 2009 at 10:27am
1st Annual Cowboy Poets Gathering is on 11/14/09 5pm-11pm in Cat Spring, Texas at Lehmann Legacy Ranch Show Barn.
Comment by Aggie on October 30, 2009 at 10:27am
I believe the Texas Beer Joint sues the Church is true story.
Comment by Aggie on October 30, 2009 at 3:10am
TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES A CHURCH.....
In a small Texas town, ( Mt. Vernon ) Drummond's bar began construction on a new building to increase their business.

The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.

Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, 'I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.'
Comment by Aggie on October 29, 2009 at 7:29pm
Boudreaux and Clarence
Boudreaux live across de bayou from Clarence, who he don like
at all. Dey all de time yell across de bayou at each other.
Boudreaux would yell to Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis
bayou, I'd come over dere an beat you up good, yeah!"
Dis went on for years.
Finally de state done built a bridge across dat bayou right by
dere houses, and Boudreaux's wife, Marie, say, "Now is you chance,
Boudreaux. Why don you go over der an beat up dat Clarence like
you say?"
Boudreaux say, "OK," and start across de bridge, but he see a
sign on de bridge an he stop to read it and den he go back home.
Marie say, "Why you back so soon?"
And Boudreaux say, "Marie, I dun change my mind 'bout beatin' up
dat Clarence."
"Why dat?" ask Marie.
"You know Marie," say Boudreaux, dey got a sign on dat dere bridge
dat say, 'Clarence 13 ft. 6 in.' You know, he don look near dat
big when I yell at him across de bayou."
 

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