President Barack Obama
was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama " a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie,
down here at the Joes Crab Shack, HoustonTexas, I am callin' to tell ya’ll
that we are officially declaring war on ya!"
"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin
Harold , my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters.
That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army
waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"