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I mean it...... :-)
Do we still have that "thumbs down" button?
Yup...done all of the above...:-)
Three blondes are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three blondes and says, "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."
Well the first one is tired of being on the island, so she wishes to go back home. POOF!! She disappears.
The second one says she too is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!! She too disappears.
The genie then turns to the last blonde and asks her what her wish is. "Gee,' she says, "I'm awfully lonely here
by myself. I wish my friends were still here."