This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
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I like that Quinn!
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209.
I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus.
His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as:
Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus (member of North American Fairies and Elves Local 209)
haha. Ducatiman's sons are flying down from up north to spend Christmas w/us. I copied both of the above posts & emailed them to D'man & both sons! '-)
A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her to Lookout Mountain, parked the car and started to kiss her. As things progressed they started fondling each other. Before long they were ready to make love. He asked her if she would like to get in the back seat. She said, "no." He unbuttoned her blouse and began fondling her breasts and once again he asked her if she would like to get in the back seat. Again she said, "no". As more and more of her clothing came off he became really hot and excited. Once again he asked her "Would you like to get in the back seat?" And again she said, "no". Frustrated he asked "Why not?" To which she replied "I want to stay in the front seat with you.
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