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TBD on Ning

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please

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I think d's looking for the phone booth to call 911.

 

hey, Robbie & Teebs... 

...not too blonde to find that graphic, eh? '-)

On a plane flight from Atlanta Georgia to Largo Florida, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class because that was what her ticket was for.   The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Largo Florida, and I'm staying right here."

After several attempts to explain to the blonde why she had to return to economy class, the flight attendant gave up. She went to the cockpit and explained the situation to the pilot and co-pilot.   The co-pilot said, "Let me try." He went up to the blonde and politely tried to explain to her why she needed to return to her seat in economy class.

But the blonde only replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Largo Florida, and I'm staying right here."   Frustrated, the co-pilot returned to the cockpit. He suggested that perhaps they should have the airline call the police and have her arrested when they land.

"Wait a minute," said the pilot. "Did you say she's blonde? I can handle this. My wife is a blonde. I speak Blonde." So he went up to the woman sitting in first class and whispered something in her ear.

"I'm sorry," said the blonde, and she promptly got up and returned to her seat in economy class.

"What did you say to her?" ask the astonished flight attendant and co-pilot.

To which the pilot replied, "I just told her that first class isn't going to Largo."

sigh... this is becoming my tbd mantra- TEEBS- 

Careful dear d's, I wouldn't want to have to open up a can of Bubba Brand...

 

 

 

 

ummm.... excuse me, Teebs, but I COINED opening up a can o' whoop @ss. 

1) I'm from Alabama

2) People always find me to be so kind & caring & compassionate, blah, blah, blah, & that's true, but in addition to that my mantra has long been "Don't f*ck w/me. Or mine." 

 

That's a lot of ammunition.

 

ok.... that's all talk. I adore you. there's no can opening in our future.

 

 

 

sigh.... I'm such a pushover.

A blink man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"

The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that

  1. The bartender is a blonde woman. 

  2. The bouncer is a blonde woman. 

  3. The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler. 

  4. I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 

  5. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

Do you still want to tell that joke?"

"Nah," says the man. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."

ummm.... excuse me, Teebs, but I COINED opening up a can o' whoop @ss. 

1) I'm from Alabama

2) People always find me to be so kind & caring & compassionate, blah, blah, blah, & that's true, but in addition to that my mantra has long been "Don't f*ck w/me. Or mine." 

 

That's a lot of ammunition.

 

ok.... that's all talk. I adore you. there's no can opening in our future

 

 

 

sigh.... I'm such a pushover.

 

WOOT WOOT!

 

 

rotfl!

*gigglesnort*

 

omg! I went through a phase in my late teens where I obviously favored Kim Novak, b/c strangers would stop me in the street, on elevators, etc. & tell me so! that is too funny, Teebs! :-)

The resemblance is uncanny, Just look at that ear!!

 

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