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You're killing me Smalls.....
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I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . .
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which
use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin
scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
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