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You're killing me Smalls.....
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I mean it...... :-)
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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Elk Hunting
Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before.
When the pilot returned with the plane, Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!"
The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind."
Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded.
The eager-to-please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight, the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground.
Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?"
Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year."
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A pharmaceutical truck full of Viagra was hijacked today.
Police are asking the public to be on the watch for a group of hardened criminals.
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I would like to share a friend's personal experience with some of my closest friends about drinking and driving.
As we all well know, each of us may have had a close call or two with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.
Last night I was out for an evening with my husband and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - we took a cab home.
Sure enough, while traveling home we passed a police DUI check point, but since it was a cab, they waved it past.
We arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a cab before, and I am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What?
At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.End of Story
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That one cracked me up Aggie!!
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I was told the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of mayonnaise scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be next port of call for the great shipafter it's stop in New York.
This would have been the largest shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. The ship hit a iceburg and sank, and the cargo was lost forever.
A National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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