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I mean it...... :-)
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Try it. This really works. Go to... http://www.google.im/?hl=en-IM and type in barrel roll.
Ha! Love it.
I did it so many times i started to get dizzy.
THE COYOTE
California :
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.
About Texas: 1.. Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2.. Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep" 3.. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. 4.. There are 10,000 types of spiders. 10,001 live in Texas. 5.. Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants. 6.. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe. 7.. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 8.. Nothing will kill a mesquite tree. 9.. You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner. 10.. A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. |
Gotta love Texas!!
Or the people that live there.
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