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Try it. This really works. Go to...  http://www.google.im/?hl=en-IM  and type in barrel roll.

Ha!  Love it.

I did it so many times i started to get dizzy.

THE COYOTE

California :

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the 
world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.

TEXAS :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

Every State needs an Aggie Governor.

About Texas:
1.. Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air
2.. Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep"
3.. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.
4.. There are 10,000 types of spiders. 10,001 live in Texas.
5.. Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants.
6.. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
7.. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
8.. Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.
9.. You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner.
10.. A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.


Gotta love Texas!!

Or the people that live there.

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