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TBD on Ning

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please

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I sleep more like the one on the right.

 

Deez...

I'm more of the left type....:-)

Jaylee! Where you BEAN?

gotta go to bed.... hour and a half behind schedule for getting to sleep.

Tomorrow's moving day! '-) '-) '-) I'm as happy as those flies.

Course, they're dead, so they're probably not all that happy.

I'm happier than them.

'night.

xox

 

I'm so tired I can't lift my leg that's draped off the bed back on. :-P

Like DD always says.....((((((MONSTER HUGS))))))!  

In spite of all the hard work and frustration....have fun!   Eat pizza on the floor and make mad love by candlelight.....moving in day ...make it memorable!

 

A woman went to the doctors office, but she was told that she would seenshe by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. 

Her older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in another room. 

The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?" 

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Well, yes I did!

But I bet her hiccups are gone now!" 

Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?

A: Lawn Boy.

What doyou call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long
funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in
mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in
prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then
replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

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