Everything that your sons need to know about life are contained in two books and two movies.
I suggest that they study them with lackadaisical intensity. It has worked for me.
Alice In Wonderland
To Kill A Mockingbird
Smokey and The Bandit
and The Princess Bride
No need to clutter their minds with anything more.
Three of them are books, and also movies.
I suggest reading Alice, as there has never been a good movie made of it.
Read Mockingbird first and then see the movie.
I think that you can skip the Princess book and go straight to the movie.
Smokey was a film script, so you have no choice there.
"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
I feel that way about bacon....seriously...really....do NOT touch the effing bacon!!!!