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  A man boarded a shuttle flight from New York  to Boston and after he was settled in his seat, he saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen walking towards his seat and as fate would have it, she sat down in the seat next to him. He was so eager to start a conversation with her and blurted out, "business or pleasure?". She smiled at him and replied, . "business...I'm going to the Nymphomaniacs of America Convention."
 
He swallowed hard as here sitting next to him was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen going to a nymphomaniac meeting and trying to maintain his composure he asked what her business role was at this convention.  She responded saying she was the lecturer and said she was going to discredit some of the popular myths about sexuality from her personal experiences.
 
"Really" he said.."And what kind of myths are there?
 
"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that Afro-American men are the most well -endowed of all men,when in fact it is the North American Indian who is most likely to have that trait.  Another popular myth is that Italians are the best lovers ,when actually men of Jewish descent are the best.  I have also discovered that Southern Rednecks have absolutely the best stamina in the world."
 
The woman suddenly became a bit uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
 
"Crazy horse", the man said, 'Crazy Horse Goldstein , but all my friends  call me Billy Bob."

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I never flew. but if I do.

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